Sticker: My Drinking Club Has a Geology Problem

2" × 2" / White

$2.18

Sticker: My Drinking Club Has a Geology Problem

$2.18

Size 2" × 2" 3" × 3" 4" × 4"

Surface White

This glossy kiss-cut sticker brings a wink of humor to geologists and rock lovers. A vintage-style badge shows two crossed rock hammers and a beer bottle against layered earth tones, with the cheeky line, “My drinking club has a geology problem.” It sticks cleanly to laptops, journals, water-resistant phone cases, and more — adding rugged, field-ready character to everyday gear. The durable vinyl surface keeps colors bright and resists light scratching, while the smooth, bubble-free application makes it easy to place exactly where you want. Choose white or transparent backing and from four sizes to match your setup. This is the kind of small, personal touch that sparks smiles in the lab, at the field site, or during a study group hangout.

Product features
- Glossy paper finish with scratch-resistant surface
- Durable 100% vinyl with strong permanent acrylic adhesive
- Printed with eco-solvent inks for vibrant, long-lasting color
- Quick, bubble-free application; available in four sizes
- White or transparent backing options; for adult use only

Care instructions
- Use a soft, clean and dry cloth to gently brush any dust or dirt off from the center of the sticker outwards.

• Wash cold (max 30C or 90F)— heat is great for magma, not
your t-shirt
• Turn inside out before washing — protect that print like it’s a rare fossil
• Use mild detergent — keep things gentle, no need for erosion
• First wash? Colors might “shed a layer,” so wash with similar colors

Drying Tips (Don’t Metamorphose It):
• Air dry when you can — zero shrinkage, maximum longevity
• Tumble dry low if needed — keep it cooler than the Earth’s crust
• Remove promptly — wrinkles belong in strata, not your shirt

A Few Final Notes:
• No bleach — unless you’re trying to simulate chemical weathering
• Skip fabric softener — your shirt is already soft enough
• Don’t iron directly on the design — flip it inside out or cover it

Shipping:
All of our t-shirts are made-to-order, so production typically takes 2–7
business days (most often 2–5), depending on the design and print provider.
Once your shirt is ready, shipping usually takes 3–10 business days within the
U.S. (international orders may take longer).

You’ll receive a tracking number by email as soon as your
order ships. While we don’t offer rush shipping, we work hard to keep things
moving faster than plate tectonics.

Returns (The “Not My Fault” Policy):
We want you to love your shirt. But if something shifts off course—damaged,
defective, or not what you ordered—we’ll make it right.

• Full refund for damaged or incorrect items
• Contact us within 30 days of purchase
• Item must be unused and in original condition
• Email us at info@geoswag.shop — we’ll help you sort it out, no seismic stress
required

For full details, check out our FAQ page.

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