Tank Top Unisex: Geologist - AKA Rock Licker
S / Navy
$18.00
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A clean, retro-inspired tank that speaks to anyone who reads the rocks for a living. The soft, medium-weight cotton feels breathable on long field days while the classic cut keeps movement easy when you’re hammering out outcrops or swapping maps around a campfire. The vintage-type “Geologist” logo and layered sunset stripes bring a nostalgic, scientific vibe — something you’ll reach for when heading to summer labs, campus lectures, or low-key weekend hikes. It layers easily under a flannel or wears solo during hot digs and road trips, blending practical comfort with quiet geology pride.
Product features
- 100% cotton solid colors; select heathers and neons include polyester blends
- Medium-weight fabric (5.3 oz / 180 g/m²) for breathable durability
- Classic fit with 1x1 ribbed collar for flexible, resilient neckline
- Double-needle bottom hem for long-lasting edge strength
- Tear-away label for itch-free, comfortable wear
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Do not tumble dry
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
Tank Top Unisex: Geologist - AKA Rock Licker
$18.00
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 |
Product features
- 100% cotton solid colors; select heathers and neons include polyester blends
- Medium-weight fabric (5.3 oz / 180 g/m²) for breathable durability
- Classic fit with 1x1 ribbed collar for flexible, resilient neckline
- Double-needle bottom hem for long-lasting edge strength
- Tear-away label for itch-free, comfortable wear
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Do not tumble dry
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 5200, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Do not bleach, Do not tumble dry, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean
How to Keep Your Shirt Looking Rock Solid
How to Keep Your Shirt Looking Rock Solid
• Wash cold (max 30C or 90F)— heat is great for magma, not
your t-shirt
• Turn inside out before washing — protect that print like it’s a rare fossil
• Use mild detergent — keep things gentle, no need for erosion
• First wash? Colors might “shed a layer,” so wash with similar colors
Drying Tips (Don’t Metamorphose It):
• Air dry when you can — zero shrinkage, maximum longevity
• Tumble dry low if needed — keep it cooler than the Earth’s crust
• Remove promptly — wrinkles belong in strata, not your shirt
A Few Final Notes:
• No bleach — unless you’re trying to simulate chemical weathering
• Skip fabric softener — your shirt is already soft enough
• Don’t iron directly on the design — flip it inside out or cover it
Shipping & Returns
Shipping & Returns
Shipping:
All of our t-shirts are made-to-order, so production typically takes 2–7
business days (most often 2–5), depending on the design and print provider.
Once your shirt is ready, shipping usually takes 3–10 business days within the
U.S. (international orders may take longer).
You’ll receive a tracking number by email as soon as your
order ships. While we don’t offer rush shipping, we work hard to keep things
moving faster than plate tectonics.
Returns (The “Not My Fault” Policy):
We want you to love your shirt. But if something shifts off course—damaged,
defective, or not what you ordered—we’ll make it right.
• Full refund for damaged or incorrect items
• Contact us within 30 days of purchase
• Item must be unused and in original condition
• Email us at info@geoswag.shop — we’ll help you sort it out, no seismic stress
required
For full details, check out our FAQ page.