Geology T-Shirt: Certified Rock Licker/Liquor

Black / S

$24.00

Geology T-Shirt: Certified Rock Licker/Liquor

$24.00

Color Black True Navy Pepper

Size S M L XL 2XL 3XL

This funny geology t-shirt featuring “Certified Rock Licker/Liquor” is perfect for geologists, students, and earth science enthusiasts who appreciate a good field joke. Whether you're in the field, classroom, or lab, this geology shirt is designed to combine humor with everyday wearability.
Made from 100% ring-spun cotton with a soft, garment-dyed finish, this unisex geology t-shirt offers a relaxed fit, long-lasting comfort, and a lived-in feel that only gets better over time. It’s durable enough for fieldwork and comfortable enough for casual weekends, making it a great gift for geologists, geophysicists, and science lovers alike.

• Wash cold (max 30C or 90F)— heat is great for magma, not
your t-shirt
• Turn inside out before washing — protect that print like it’s a rare fossil
• Use mild detergent — keep things gentle, no need for erosion
• First wash? Colors might “shed a layer,” so wash with similar colors

Drying Tips (Don’t Metamorphose It):
• Air dry when you can — zero shrinkage, maximum longevity
• Tumble dry low if needed — keep it cooler than the Earth’s crust
• Remove promptly — wrinkles belong in strata, not your shirt

A Few Final Notes:
• No bleach — unless you’re trying to simulate chemical weathering
• Skip fabric softener — your shirt is already soft enough
• Don’t iron directly on the design — flip it inside out or cover it

Shipping:
All of our t-shirts are made-to-order, so production typically takes 2–7
business days (most often 2–5), depending on the design and print provider.
Once your shirt is ready, shipping usually takes 3–10 business days within the
U.S. (international orders may take longer).

You’ll receive a tracking number by email as soon as your
order ships. While we don’t offer rush shipping, we work hard to keep things
moving faster than plate tectonics.

Returns (The “Not My Fault” Policy):
We want you to love your shirt. But if something shifts off course—damaged,
defective, or not what you ordered—we’ll make it right.

• Full refund for damaged or incorrect items
• Contact us within 30 days of purchase
• Item must be unused and in original condition
• Email us at info@geoswag.shop — we’ll help you sort it out, no seismic stress
required

For full details, check out our FAQ page.

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